Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.
Fer real doe
This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
the whole like “you’re too young to be gay” shit like. queer people arent like pokemon you don’t level up enough to evolve into a gay.
I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on
i am 894% sure pete wentz’s smile will save the world one day
a ladybug is walking on my hand and it keeps biting me aw
my new best friend
apparently this little shit of an imposter is in fact an asian beetle who bites people because it’s an evil son of a bitch
i can’t even look at you right now, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave
[Somebody That I Used To Know playing in the distance]
dont tweet band members anything you wouldnt say to them in real life
Wait, everyone else met Pete the Peacock, right?
the sorting hat tho
"fight like a girl" is meant to imply weakness, but some girls don’t play nice.
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